[Close Encounters of the Droid Kind] You must use the force (repeat ad nauseum)
[Raiders of the Lost Wookiee] Long time ago, far far away (repeat)
Kiss a wookie, kick a droid Fly the falcon through an asteroid Till the princess is annoyed This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it!
Come and help me, Obi-Wan X-wing fighter and a blaster gun Dance with Ewoks, oh what fun! This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it!
[Super Han] Get in there you big, furry oaf I couldn't care less what you smell I take orders from only me Maybe you'd like it back in your cell Your Highness, your worshipfulness, your highness, your worshipfulness
No one cares if you upset a droid (nobody cares if you upset a droid) That's because droids don't tear your arms out of socket. (nobody cares) I suggest a new strategy: let the Wookie win That's because nobody cares if you upset a droid.
[ET the DiscoTerrestrial] Now we listen to Luke whining: One more season... One more season... One more season... One more season...
I was gonna go to Tosche Station for power converters Now I guess I'm going nowhere. It just isn't fair.
[Jaws: the Wookiee] Woooooookiee (repeat)
Someone move this walking carpet (repeat)
Kiss your brother, Kiss your brother (repeat)
Princess Leia Well I guess you don't know anything about women.
Who's your daddy? (repeat)
[Jurassic Darth] Luke, I'm your father (That's not true!) It is useless to resist (My hand!) Come with me my son, We will rule (I'll never join you!) Search your feelings it is true
So you have a twin sister Who Obi-Wan was wise to hide (Is that Leia?) If you will not turn Then perhaps she will Give in to your hate You are mine
Long Long Long Time ago... Far Far Far Far Away
Long Long Long Time Ago, Far Far Far Away (repeat)
Kiss a wookie Kick a droid Fly the falcon Through an asteroid Till the princess is annoyed (She's annoyed!) This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it, it's true
Episode 3 Coming to you In 2005
So Let's go (go go go to the movies) Stand in line (buy buy buy me some popcorn) Cause it's al- (please I'd like extra butter) most the time (Join the dark side...) May the Force be with you all